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I think this is what marketers call "snob appeal". Framing it in terms of "eligibility" makes it coveted by morons.

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What if it isn't about expired vials or the money? What if the original jabs provide some essential scaffolding? I don't trust these guys.

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Darn! I was hoping to run out and finally get the new and improved mRNA juice version. No shot for me...

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How many VAXXED sheeple will get this latest injection? I imagine only 20-30 percent--the ones that have fully succumbed to Mass Formation Psychosis.

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I am falling so far behind in the shots that I might never catch up!

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The ultimate irony was the LA Times reporting on subvariant BA.2.75, which is overtaking BA.5 in India, on the very same day Pfizer announced its application for EUA from the FDA for its bivalent Omicron booster.

https://newsletter.allfactsmatter.us/p/the-futility-of-pfizers-omicron-booster

Big Pharma will never catch up to the virus.

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Oh, thank God! I was running out of excuses not to get jabbed. Thankfully, the CDC just took that final decision from me. I suppose I could have had a worse case of the excusies had it not been for the CDC. Sigh of relief...

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"No pudding if you didn't eat your veg and meat."

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Does this mean I can't have a bug sandwich either?

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Another psyop. This is the hail Mary to get the hold-outs on board. If you don't get the original jabs you will be left out from receiving this new magic extraordinary elixir juice. It also reinforces the believed position of superiority of the jabbed.

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Alex Jones was right.

You will never be fully vaccinated.

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This sounds like the snobby kid on the block saying you can't ride their pony. Never wanted to in the first place.

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That's pure discrimination, we should sue them...

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Any bets on how fast we get to Omicron ba9? This is like using gasoline on a dumpster fire.

As an aside are you noticing a lot of vaxxed getting sick lately? And in the summer. In Ontario we are running low on childrens Advil. From the demand side not a supply issue

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oh no now i can't get the shots

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My 20 year old niece is one of those holdouts who decided to take mRNA shots within the last few weeks. So she could go to nursing school! I am more upset about this than I expected to be. Probably because there is less than zero reason for a healthy young woman to inject herself with this obsolete poison now!! The hospitals aren't only killing their patients, they're trying to kill their employees too. So so angry.

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