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Booster Huckster: Did Pfizer’s Bourla lie about his positive COVID test to move product?

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Booster Huckster: Did Pfizer’s Bourla lie about his positive COVID test to move product?

With compliance plummeting, Pfizer CEO wages earned media campaign.

Jordan Schachtel
Sep 25, 2022
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Booster Huckster: Did Pfizer’s Bourla lie about his positive COVID test to move product?

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This weekend, Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla made a splash when he announced Saturday that he tested positive for COVID-19 for the second time in 40 days.

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Albert Bourla @AlbertBourla
I have tested positive for COVID. I’m feeling well & symptom free. I’ve not had the new bivalent booster yet, as I was following CDC guidelines to wait 3 months since my previous COVID case which was back in mid-August. While we’ve made great progress, the virus is still with us.
8:03 PM ∙ Sep 24, 2022
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Now, suddenly, Bourla has become a maniacal testing hypochondriac, despite having no symptoms?

Many on Team Reality justifiably took to mocking the horse doctor (he is trained as a veterinarian), due to his claim that he had taken four injections and multiple rounds of Pfizer pills, and still continued to get the “disease” that his pharmaceuticals were supposed to prevent.

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But it’s worth understanding that mRNA true believers are the true target audience of Bourla’s post, not those who are already aware that Pfizer is selling a junk product with harmful side effects and negative efficacy. To the mRNA loyalists, Bourla’s announcement attempts to show that natural immunity is insufficient to protect against COVID-19, leaving his pharmaceuticals as their only acceptable tool in a perpetual battle against a virus.

Readers of The Dossier are not the target audience for Pfizer’s snake oil sales drive.

The target audience is people like this guy:

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Joshua Eaton @joshua_eaton
Your correspondent has the triple crown: 👑J&J primary vaccine 👑Moderna OG booster 👑Pfizer bivalent
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6:26 PM ∙ Sep 19, 2022

Given his track record, it is more likely that Bourla did not test at all, let alone test positive. Remember, this is a man who was infamously hesitant to take his own company’s product.

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Interesting bit from WSJ review: An aghast Mr. Netanyahu said to Bourla: "My wife, who is sitting next to me, is asking when you plan to vaccinate yourself. What shall I tell her?"
wsj.com‘Moonshot’ Review: In the Virus War, a Rapid AttackAs welcome as the vaccine is, the process works best when research findings are peer-reviewed and verified by independent scientists.
12:54 AM ∙ Aug 15, 2022
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Bourla and his employer (Pfizer paid the largest health care fraud settlement in U.S. history) have always been happy to entertain speculation and outright deceit. Recall his infamous announcement labeling his product as “100% effective.”

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Albert Bourla @AlbertBourla
Excited to share that updated analysis from our Phase 3 study with BioNTech also showed that our COVID-19 vaccine was 100% effective in preventing #COVID19 cases in South Africa. 100%!
pfizer.comPfizer and BioNTech Confirm High Efficacy and No Serious Safety Concerns Through Up to Six Months Following Second Dose in Updated Topline …Analysis of 927 confirmed symptomatic cases of COVID-19 demonstrates BNT162b2 is highly effective with 91.3% vaccine efficacy observed against COVID-19, measured seven days through up to six months after the second dose Vaccine was 100% effective in preventing severe disease as defined by the U.S. C…
1:46 PM ∙ Apr 1, 2021
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Just last month, Bourla “tested positive,” and made sure to take the opportunity to go on a long rant hawking Pfizer’s Paxlovid.

Twitter avatar for @AlbertBourla
Albert Bourla @AlbertBourla
I would like to let you know that I have tested positive for #COVID19. I am thankful to have received four doses of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine, and I am feeling well while experiencing very mild symptoms. I am isolating and have started a course of Paxlovid.
11:52 AM ∙ Aug 15, 2022
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A pattern is clearly emerging. So what exactly is the point of the stunt?

Notably, Pfizer’s bivalent booster (the one that was only tested on mice) campaign has thus far been a catastrophic failure, with very few Americans (only 1.5% of eligible population thus far) deciding to inject themselves with the latest round of mRNA. As you can see from the CDC chart below. The temporary bump in doses administered is far lower than during early mRNA sales drives.

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Jefferey Jaxen @JeffereyJaxen
#Demoralizing Only "around 1.5%" of Americans have received the new 'untested on humans' boosters Dr. Scott Roberts, a Yale Medicine infectious disease specialist, said the relatively low booster uptake was “demoralizing.” nbcnews.com/health/health-…
1:33 AM ∙ Sep 25, 2022
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The Pfizer CEO is engaging in what appears to be an “earned media” marketing.

Over the course of COVID Mania, Pfizer has transformed itself into a COVID-19 enterprise, earning hundreds of billions of dollars in government handouts in the process. Without “the pandemic,” Pfizer’s earnings are not above water. Pfizer only maintains its healthy fiscal standing with a continuing crisis. And right now, the Pfizer cartel is not moving significant product, because Americans don’t care about COVID-19 anymore, which is a cause for alarm for Bourla’s bosses and Pfizer shareholders.

Now, check out some of the earned media achieved from a single Twitter post and company press release.

CNN, Reuters, Sky News, Yahoo, etc:

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Doctyme @DoctymeInc
Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla tests positive for Covid-19 again
ift.ttPfizer CEO Albert Bourla tests positive for Covid-19 again | CNNAlbert Bourla, CEO of drugmaker Pfizer, has tested positive for Covid-19 and is “feeling well,” he said in a tweet Saturday.
11:17 PM ∙ Sep 24, 2022
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Amit Paranjape @aparanjape
Pfizer CEO tests positive for COVID for a second time
reuters.comPfizer CEO tests positive for COVID for a second timeAlbert Bourla had contacted the virus in August and took a course of the company’s oral COVID-19 antiviral treatment, Paxlovid. He said he has not yet taken the new bivalent booster.
6:18 AM ∙ Sep 25, 2022
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Sky News @SkyNews
Pfizer's chief executive tests positive for COVID-19 for second time in two months
news.sky.comPfizer’s chief executive tests positive for COVID-19 for second time in two monthsAlbert Bourla, the head of the company that created one of the most widely used coronavirus vaccines, said he was “feeling well and symptom free”.
12:10 AM ∙ Sep 25, 2022
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The “earned media” campaign is paying dividends with the Big Pharma stenographers in the legacy media, but whether it will be enough to facilitate more injections remains to be seen.

Is Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla telling the truth about his positive test?

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Yuri Bezmenov
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Sep 25, 2022Liked by Jordan Schachtel

Overheard one of the 1.4% this morning. Predictable karenland soy bugman said with lisp and upspeak: “I got the booster and flu shot at the same time yesterday, they gave me really bad shits but I’m fine now.” Probably writes for the Atlantic.

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Sep 25, 2022Liked by Jordan Schachtel

This is exactly my first thought on hearing this. Trying to remind his audience that there are new variants out there and the old boosters don't help, so they should get themselves 'up to date'. My condolences to the poor souls who still believe him and 'health authorities'.

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